Monday, December 19, 2005
Coolest doubt in Mahabharat
In some remote village of India, one masterji is teaching the MahabharatKatha to class 6 students. He is at the krishnajanma' part of it.
Masterji: "Kamsa heard the akashwani that his sister's 8th child is goingto kill him. He was furious. He ordered to put vasudev n devki behind thebars.
First son is born, and kamsa kills him by poisoning... Second one is born nkansa throws him off the mountain peak. Third one is born."
Now Timer, who is smartest of the lot, puts up his hand. Masterji, I have adoubt(sounding nervous n confused)
Masterji: "Timer bete, whole India does not have doubt in Mahabharata Thenhow come u have one?"
Timer: Masterji, if Kamsa knew that Devaki's 8th child was going to killhim,
WHY THE HELL DID HE PUT VASUDEV AND DEVAKI IN THE SAME CELL?
Masterji fainted.........................
Masterji: "Kamsa heard the akashwani that his sister's 8th child is goingto kill him. He was furious. He ordered to put vasudev n devki behind thebars.
First son is born, and kamsa kills him by poisoning... Second one is born nkansa throws him off the mountain peak. Third one is born."
Now Timer, who is smartest of the lot, puts up his hand. Masterji, I have adoubt(sounding nervous n confused)
Masterji: "Timer bete, whole India does not have doubt in Mahabharata Thenhow come u have one?"
Timer: Masterji, if Kamsa knew that Devaki's 8th child was going to killhim,
WHY THE HELL DID HE PUT VASUDEV AND DEVAKI IN THE SAME CELL?
Masterji fainted.........................
|| Pixelnerds, 3:54 AM
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